tribute to pissing in the shower

09:09 pm

i am going to go back to friends-only posts. sorry to all you perverts and paedophiles watching from afar.
please let us never speak again of the vile piece of shit that was last entry. if i work out how i am going to destroy it. i am so ashamed.
i had maths tutoring today. it was pretty awesome. ella and i talk about our marital difficulties and now i understand the range and something else of functions. yehaw grandmaw!
i am going to bed. 
i am going to watch soccer in the morning. not because i am full of nationalist zeal which i wish to channel into the socceroos (god. i'm a wanker.) but because of my guilt surrounding my lack of this. 
i really want it to be holidays. we are going to a protest in eden about woodchipping. gooooo activism!
claire

10:35 am

i hate waiting. i do stupid things like paint my nails then decide i don't like it and take it off and then paint them again and then i get bored and update my lj.

Current Mood: bored

10:33 am

"shut up" "yes you" " no i cannot smell cordite, and neither can you!"

10:34 am - so many updates!!

i am home today as i am "sick." 
i know its probably not necessary but could you please not say anything to him about the last post?

I AM BEING STALKED!!! Everywhere i go i am surrounded by confessions of a spoiled bitch by lindsey lohan and 4 kicks by Kings of Leon.

freya be proud! i have done a whole page (WOWOWOWOW!) for the legal studies essay. i know this doesn't sound like much but it is the most mundane topic you will ever find except for maybe that ecotourism geo thing last year.

Current Mood: mellow

02:04 pm

i wish i could be one of those empowered, confident women who walk all over men. do they actually exist?
at the first sign of trouble i break down and cry. i get upset and i shout at him and then i cry. i cry until i am exhausted and need to breathe, then i think and then i cry more. 
today is the first time i have yelled at him without feeling guilty or remorseful. sure i cried but not because we had a fight but because its clear to me now.
it is the beginning of the end. or is it already the end?

Current Mood: drained

12:10 pm

so. i decided it is time to update...
my week in review. monday must have been bad because i can't remember it. tuesday i had tafe which, i am very sorry to say freya, i have decided to give up. wednesday evan and i nearly broke up. i really shouldn't be sayign this but i am in an open mood. so i just cried the whole afternoon first in his arms and then in shannon gay's, then i went to soccer registration with (let's see if you can decipher my da vinci code) shaz, ranga (how do you spell it? i was goign to spell it ranger), kangy and the doctor. then thursday was speech day so i didn't go. had lunch with em then ev came around then i went to work. friday was tiring. everyone was happy. yesterday i went to ev's place and then went to hilary's to throw emma a surprise party!! best thing ever!! she did so totally not suspect a thing. and rosie was craxy. in a screamy good way. so today is my recover from the world day. 
i cut off all my hair, internet. and i love it. 
i haven't talked to ella for ages. i am afraid i have done something. oh internet, my only friend, what shall i do?
well i must away to ready myself for indoor because it takes me half an hour or so to put on the high socks.

Current Mood: monobrow.

06:28 pm

have been busy of late, what with all the chinatowning, beaching, (as you can see from previous entries) getting high, hair dying, catching up, curraronging, exhibitioning, harry-ing, working, wasting money and generally fucking around. holidays are almost over!!

jack is going to glebe this year. i would hate to change schools. does anyone know if our year has caused all camps to be cancelled because people keep telling me so. and it just aint right!

big day out is in three days!! despite qualms with the shitty line-up i am still looking forward to it.

Current Mood: energetic

07:11 pm

the 5:23 train from rockdale to central: you in the purple sweater, reading persuasion. me wearing the black bomber jacket. you smiled as our eyes met in passing. is it just me, or did we have a moment? for that less-than-second instant i felt a connection. i missed you getting off, mother turned the pram around to let people pass. please call me, i don't want to miss this opportunity, i believe we might have for something very special.

06:25 pm - Shit in your Head dickz

yo peeps.
today i went to shoot some hoops with my boys when eric turned up and i was like "wtf eric! who said you could wear my beanie" and he was like
"oh i just bought this one" in that wincy faggot voice he uses
but anyway it totally looks better on me. its alright but cos eric's father got killed that night. karma? HELL YES! THAT WILL TEACH THAT SOB A FUCKING LESSON!


what the FUCK is mencils!!!!

Current Mood: fuck

07:26 pm - shazzaam!

well. i just got back from a couple of days at jervis bay which sucked because it was raining a lot of the time. i am uber tired from watching the rain.

thank you to all of those people who put up with me after new years eve. most of you recognised i wasn't exactly in the right frame of mind and were supportive friends. and thank you especially to ollie. that was the nicest email i have ever recieved, you somehow managed to say exactly what i needed to hear and didn't exaggerate too much.

i need money!

Current Mood: frowny

09:50 am

worst new years eve ever.

09:52 pm

i have a knack for putting my shirts on backwards. and both my legs in the same pant leg.

i also have a knack for writing enormously boring emails that are ridiculously long. sorry, em.

i died my hair. it didn't really come out very well. its just a little pinker than before.

happy birthday jesus!

Current Mood: tired

10:48 am

so. i am wasting time before i go to work. i fucking hate k-mart! i wish there was a way to make money without ever having to do anything.

well, if yesterday is anything to go by, these holidays will be fun. well better than last summer holidays which involved getting stoned daily and being tres depressed, i don't know if the former was triggered by the latter or the latter triggered by the former, alls i know is that it wasn't very much fun. so yesterday we went to coogee. we being ellthebell, ryan, eddy, thomas, ollie and </span>fingerbun_21.  i ahd a really good time. i said this to you in an email emma and i will say it again, it's nice to know we can have fun without any type of drugs. the afternoon happenings do not count when i say that. jess, you were hilarious! god, ellie, are you alright? i have never seen you like that! i would call you but i don't have your number. I DON'T HAVE ANYONE'S NUMBER!!! i need my phone back.

well anyway i got home last night kinda late and missed an appointment with the doctor that i did not know about nor know what it was about. and then had to go through a talk with dad about not getting stoned at the beach. he didn't believe me when i told him i have given it up for 5 months. whatabitch! 

ok. everyone is overseas. emma is in france. evan is in germany. hilary is in holland. reiner is in germany. persis is in egypt. ollie is in germany. karen is in china. thats it isn't it?

i can't believe i haven't seen harry potter yet. its not that i really want to but it's harry potter.

i have now officially graduated year 10. i was pleasantly surprised with my sc results, my lowest being 85 in geo. but i got higher in maths than english! wtf, bro?

i am going to go christmas shopping. i hate christmas so fucking much! everyone is so cheery. and ho isn't even a word!! seriously what the fuck does ho ho ho mean anyway?

Current Mood: sun burnt... again

05:57 pm

so today i went to the beach and got really really sunburnt. like ultimo sunburn. i am now redder than i was before, redder than i get at sport.  plus i was wearing, is it called, a "racer back" top so i have a line of pale down the centre of my back.

i miss ollie and emma and hilary (even though she hasn't left yet)!

i also miss everyone at school and imp tour. cath, i know i said i might come to school of rock but alas my schedule is full. i still might though.

08:08 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREYA! you are best!!

Current Mood: grrr

07:42 pm

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07:41 pm

my god! i just finished reading everyone's updates for the past couple of weeks. how can you guys remember what you do?

what happened between gabe and jeremy?

is drinking on fridays going to becom a habit you guys? friday was our 8 month anniversary which is a long time. but he was away in camberra so i spent a girly-day which was planned all along. yesterday i had work. afterwards i hund around glebe markets then picked up ella and went to her house then we went to mine and then emma's thing which was really fun, sorry for being a hungry-hungry-hippo and snapping at you emma. today i left emma's at 11:30ish and  then indoor which we lost (TO ELLIE!!) and then went fenn's brithday partay...

i shall become a sheep: FORMAL!! it's tres soon!! i am currently wearing my heels as it was a condition of buying them that i learn how to walk. i am getting my hair cut on wednesday. i am going to do an ella (not the nipple kind) and mash the keyboArd as i am sick of correcting my many typos.)

i finished clockwork orange! it was really horrorshow like. worst imitation evaaaaaaaaaa! but i got used to the language frendomatic! now i ahve to see the movie. i HATE television! when i grow up i am never going to buy a tv. my kids will be weined upon a nutritional diet of goats milk and literature.

jack's girlfriend is over for dinner. i don't likw her verry much. she ac;ls him like 13 thousand time s a night.

02:16 pm - whore face, by that i mean titface, by that i mean YOU

emma is a whore in need

emma is a whore indeed.

Claire is a whore. But not one of
those glamorous whores you hear about on the news or ... Price: $19.95

 BBW Claire is a whore that loves the cock, we made her gag and deepthroat
throughout the whole shoot.

luv ya biatch

Current Mood: whore (knee)

05:12 pm

i am being eaten by things that make me itchy and die.

oh god i have turned into ella. GAY!!

This week was quite uneventful. we just sat in class doing NOTHING the whole time. it wasn't even worth skipping.

school certificate is tomorrow!! i think i will fail maths as i don't have a calculator.

wednesday will be fun. ellthebell and i have to let claire down gently as she wants us to come to school (...again) on e. i mean it was lucky that we had brown that first time as we were quite crazy, even though i don't remember it, see ella's picture thing for proof.  this morning we went around to her house, emma and i that is, and made these really strange "songs." well i was highly amused. i woke up too late to go shopping with jess and lia and emma!! i was so disappointed.

oh my god! last night was hideous!! mother had a dinner party to which ev was invited to and i fell asleep at. but her friend was so embarressing!!!!!!

have to go! will continue later maybe if i thin of anything itneresting to say.

miss you pollie!!

love clairey.

08:09 pm

blah blah blah. i have decided i am not hardly interested, animated or enthusiastic to have a livejournal. however i will continue to keep it and update regularly, as i will demonstrate below, to punish you all for being yourselves and knowing me. i don't even know whether that made sense. i am a "cheap drunk" as  ellthebell (aka shannon noll and gay sebastian) 's mum would say and as thingstodotoday (aka that fat girl) would say, i need to eat something before i drink, even if it is two glasses of wine. onwards with the update.

my weekend was good. on friday i went to rosie's party, where i was actually a really big bitch to a lot of people, notably that guy in the pirate suit, (sorry i am not good with names), you know... gabe's neighbour, catherine and rosie. sorry you guys! mega sleep withdrawal. it wasn't personal, i just wasn't in a partay mood so i was blunt and rude. hope youse bitchez don't hate me, even thought like 2 out of those 3 people probably wont even read this... which two!? how mysterious.

on saturday i worked and then walked around glebe markets with emma and talked to ryan about nothing much at all while he was eating his compulsory post-work-kebab. i then went home and pretended to work on art for about ten minutes and went baby-sitting, which was fucking awsome!! the kids i babysit are soooo eccentric. they are also actually funny, like not in that "oh, how cute you are younger than me" kind of funny but actually very funny. then on sunday i went shopping with mammy, emma came over for lunch, we won indoor soccer and then bumped into sam at hornsby station (DO NOT ask me why he was there) and went to a park, for the last smoke i will have in 5 months.

what happened to chris's lj? it's like crossed out or something. is it like in the forgotten where we are going to be told it enver actually existed and then find out that it was all some government-alien conspiracy and end up having s.e.x. with some guy who also lost his... live journal.

today was monday week a. which meant first period was filled with the high-pitched, prone to many testy-pops, screeching voice of ms island and the sound of her arm skin moving through the air after she has stopped moving. then english. drama which was kinda gay and lame due to the fact that our play is royally fucked and then maths which was fun. i had "early leave" which i promised dad i would study for art with but i actually just sat and read my book in the library until almost 3 when evan came and met me. we went to rock park, which does actually have a real name. for some reason though whenever i am with evan bogans or hobos or drunks come up to us and try to start a conversation. these type of people do not ever acknowledge my existance unless i am with him. craxy to le maxy. anyway this guy comes up to us asking for a lighter and then goes on to say there is a hole in the fence and that he used to be young once.

wow. this is liek, you know, liek the longest fucking update, i have liek, ever liek written, you know? lolz. 

love and kisses... anthony callea (is that how you spell it?)